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Software - Games

This site is a copy of my old website, www.youmustbejoking.demon.co.uk, retained for historical raisins.

   FourSquare 26bit 32bit BASIC
Download v1.03 (Demon ftp)

Fill a grid with tiles whose adjacent sides must match.

   Bug 26bit BASIC Asm
Download v1.54(ish) (Demon ftp)

Remember Snake for the BBC? This is my version...

Also available for the Spectrum (WoS) and BBC (not currently downloadable).

   CTetris 26bit BASIC Asm
Download v1.54(ish) (Demon ftp)

A Tetris clone for one or two players.

   Cluster 26bit 32bit BASIC
Download v2.00 (Demon ftp)

A territory board game, played against the computer.

   DIY Doom front end 26bit 32bit BASIC new 2000-6-16
Download 0.17 (local) (signature)

A simple front end for DIY Doom 4.1 and 4.2. Also included is a patch to provide a few bug fixes and a small in-view map; in 32bpp modes, the map is antialiased.

   Explode 26bit 32bit BASIC
Download v2.00 (Demon ftp)

Desktop Atoms, played against the computer.

   Tower of Hanoi 26bit 32bit BASIC
Download v1.02 (Demon ftp)

Desktop Tower of Hanoi, with a demo mode and a very resizeable window.

   King Albert Patience 26bit 32bit BASIC
Download v1.03 (Demon ftp)

A patience variant, as the name suggests.

   Jet Set Willy 26bit BASIC Asm updated 2000-6-17
Download v1.43d (local) (signature)

If you haven't heard of this game, what were you doing in the 1980s?

This version implements both JSW and JSW2, and a few extra features besides. (WoS)

   Manic Miner 26bit C Asm updated 2006-7-18
Download v1.6.3 (here) (signature)

RISC OS version of Andy Noble's PC port of a Spectrum classic... (WoS)

   Mindtrap 26bit 32bit BASIC updated 2000-8-21
Download v1.02 (local) (signature) v1.01 (Demon ftp) Java 1.0.2 version

A slightly different rotate-the-blocks puzzle game (desktop again). Based on the Spectrum game of the same name. (WoS)

   Pssst! 26bit C Asm updated 2000-5-24
Download v1.10 (here) (signature)

RISC OS version of John Dow's PC port of a Spectrum classic... (WoS)

(Currently Risc PC only, and no music.)

   Scavenger 26bit C Asm new 2001-11-12
Download v1.4.2 (here) (signature) (source patches) (signature)

Collect things, avoid other things, then escape. Maybe you've played Lode Runner - or perhaps XScavenger?

   Snake Pit 26bit BASIC Asm updated 1999-12-18
Download v2.10 (local) (signature)

Eat the green things, avoid the snakes... Based on an old game released by Postern for the Spectrum (WoS) and BBC (and possibly other machines). (See here for the Linux/x86 version.)